The Circle Jerks Podcast

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A Midsommar Night’s Dream

In lieu of Ari Aster (director of "Hereditary" [2018]) releasing the trailer for his new nightmare fueled "Midsommar", the Jerks take on cults; the history, subtle differences from religion, weird rituals, leaders, and followers. A testifying cult slave master squares off against a crack-smuggling father in Jerk of the Week, and the gang create their very own cheese, wine, overall, and moon-based cult "The Cheesos".

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Take "Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not), and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)!

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Jerk Looks Like a Lady

"Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not) is live!

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In an attempt to celebrate Mother's Day, the Jerks try to get in touch with their feminine side by determining what their week as women would look like, pin a shiny brown ribbon on another Jerk of the Week, and square off to find out who is the most feminine Jerk.

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The Forest Fire: Part 2

In a brand new season, and part two of the Population Control Special, the Jerks stump each other in a brand new round of Real News / Fake News, salivate as a burrito-throwing troglodyte faces off against a trigger-happy truck enthusiast in Jerk of the Week, examine laws made specifically for jerks in Jerk Laws, and continue excavating the first ever standardized test for the license to breed... "Should I Breed?", coming soon.

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The Forest Fire: Part 1

In part one of the Population Control Special, the Jerks scrape the bottom of the stupid-barrel by trying to identify real and fake Instagram hashtags in Trendbot 9000, oppose a moronic, busted faux-cop with a match-striking, group-sex-deprived maniac in Jerk of the Week, ponder creative ways to reduce Earth's population, and break ground on "Should I Breed?", the first ever mandatory test allowing or denying hopeful couples the privilege of reproducing.

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Nicholas “The Rock” Cage and His Silver Chainsaw Sword

The Jerks reveal their reluctant preferences in an in-depth game of Would You Rather, pit a pair of gun-wielding, slack-jawed morons against an entire Korean corporation in this week's Jerk of the Week, enrich their lives through the infinite wisdom of Ja Rules, and go full-blown Hollywood Jerk in The Pitch Room.

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TOOT! TOOT! All Aboard the Hype Train!

On a brand new, very-movie edition of The Circle Jerks, the Jerks board the hype train as the final season of Game of Thrones premieres, Avengers: Endgame explodes in theaters, and Netflix crushes it with their original content, yet again; all of this and more discussed in Whatcha Watchin'. A brand new Jerk of the Week introduces us to some grade A embezzlers, and the Jerks test their movie voice-over sound effect abilities in Fun with Sound.

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Hold On to Your “Daddle”, the Jerks are Going Shopping!

This week, the Jerks try to guess related items for ridiculous Amazon products in Customers Also Bought, crown another Jerk of the Week, and show everyone just how weird their inner thoughts truly are in Unpopular Opinions. 

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If We Make It To the Future, It Might Be Pretty Sweet

This week, the Jerks dust off their knowledge of history's most ruthless dictators in Name That Dictator, knight a brand new Jerk of the Week, travel to the future with The Futurist, and figure out how to Disney-fy Die Hard, Requiem for a Dream, The Exorcist, Schindler's List, and Silence of the Lambs in R-Rated to G-Rated.

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Shillelaghs Out

On the St. Patrick's Day Special, the Jerks welcome close friend and local Irish kilted bartender, The Big Fool, with whom they discuss the 2019 college admissions bribery scandal, play Real News / Fake News, dub this week's Jerk of the Week, tango with a pesky leprechaun, and answer some brand new Inappropriate Fishbowl Questions.

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Jerks Adrift

The Jerks riff about old folks, supermarkets, the future, and the responsibility of not being a scumbag on TV. Another Jerk of the Week is dubbed, the Jerks figure out who would survive life or death situations in Would You Die, and answer some fresh Inappropriate Fishbowl Questions.

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